Caption Contest: In bed with Moses

Or God, or…it is really your call. The New Yorker has the following caption contest. Go there to enter, or provide your own amusing offerings in the comments. Below is my effort. Not great, I am sure you can do better.

And while poking around I came across another cartoon on a similar theme by the same artist, “Australia’s God.” ( I am not sure why it is blue, however….)