You all know I am an Apple fan and have been watching the news about a (rumored) announcement about a (rumored) Apple tablet device. Well, you don’t need to know more about that, but I did need to share with you this great image from MacDailyNews. 
(Oh, and the story is that the announcement is to be January 27th, not the 26th as previously rumored.)
Yeah, but what happens when he comes down from the mountain and sees everyone worshiping the Courier?