Try Dudeism! A religion based upon the Big Lebowski. “The Church of the Latter Day Dude.”
Instant Online Ordination!
As an ordained Dudeist Priest you can legally perform all varieties of religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (check with your local County Clerk first). Preside over a wedding, a funeral, a bris, a baptism, or even a pet-spaying ceremony with pride and authority!
(Oh, and by the way, this actually works in many states.)
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Thanks for the pointer, but this religion seems to me to be oriented towards the 50-ish and 60-ish crowd. The reference to “The Eagles” in their doctrines is soooo anachronistic. Today’s young people are as likely to be drawn to this as a worship team is to request a Bach organ prelude. Is there anything comparable for the younger generation who want to pursue a life dedicated to slackerism?