Humor

None of these fine gentlemen are in need of this list...yet.

This was forwarded to me by a friend and I believe that there are those older bloggers who might benefit from this helpful list. As you get on in years it can be tough to keep up with the kids and their crazy lingo, but Old Folks have their own code words.

ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth CBM – Covered by Medicare CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center DWI – Driving While Incontinent FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers FWIW - Forgot Where I Was FYI – Found Your Insulin GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA – Got Heartburn Again HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out LOL – Living on Lipitor LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On OMMR – On My Massage Recliner OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up! TTYL – Talk to You Louder WAITT – Who Am I Talking To? WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again WTP – Where’s the Prunes WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!