That sounds a bit rude, but that is what they call it. It is almost a shame that winter is nearing an end (and that I can think of several dozen other things I would do with $135). But if you have facial hair or a fetish for all things mustard color, now is your chance! The Beard Cap by Vík Prjónsdóttir of Iceland.
[...] Just plain weird. [...]
Tempting.
In the British setting, would this be a beard cosy?