Today a Flickr group sent out a call, of sorts, for geeks to put up compromising pictures of themselves. Being geeks this has more to do with bad hair and t-shirts than being caught in flagrante. So, for your amusement (please put down your cup or you will cause damage to your computer) I offer a few shots of yours truly in his youth.
Now here is the participatory part. Feel free to offer your own captions (no profanity please).