We had all misinterpreted the Book of Revelations [sic], Jesus and Mr. Satin Satan, the Breaking Beast, will have a breakdancing battle! Armageddon is really a valley-wide floor of cut up cardboard boxes.
Or in other words, since I cannot un-see this I want you to share my pain. Thanks (complaints) to Dan Piraro for finding this gem. Attributions to whomever is brave enough to claim creative rights. (Imagining him doing a gyro with no shirt on that marble floor makes me cringe…. Squeeeeek! He comes to a grinding halt. Yo!)