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12 thoughts on “Caption Contest: High Church Procession”
‘Who’s the guy in the back?’ ‘Oh, that’s the new Archbishop of Canterbury, Tom Wright.’ ‘Oh crap- the empire of fundamentalism really is striking back!’
“Why do they have to play ‘God of Earth and Outer Space’ every time I’m in the procession?”
Divided Anglicans reach out to splintered Jedi Church in new ecumenical move
Alternatively:
“I’m not sure that was quite the black leadership Peter Akinola had in mind”
Lord Vader, Lord Vader, Chip Swenson, Associated Press…
Lord Vader, can I get a moment, Lord Vader…
You’ve just DESTROYED Alderaan, Lord Vader, with a fully operational battelstation, how are you feeling right now, what goes through your head?
Lord Vader…
“I have NO comment. You are PART of a Rebel Allicance, AND A TRAITOR.”
Lord Vader, where are you going right now, Lord Vader? Is The Force leading you somewhere…
[metallic inhale / metallic exhale]
“Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, miserere nobis.”
[metallic inhale / metallic exhale]
“Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, miserere nobis.”
[metallic inhale / metallic exhale]
“Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, dona nobis pacem.”
Reginald’s is too long but terribly funny!
“Sith Lords hate queues. Thus now they will learn the true power of the Dark Side!!”
“Why didn’t anyone tell me the theme for this year’s Halloween party?”
haha, yeah, mine TOTALLY was not a caption. how about..
“Well you know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixennnn…”
I agree with Jim that Reginald’s is outstanding! So far though, I think Chaplin’s Akinola reference is in the lead.
I have to agree; add my vote for Doug!
(yes, i had to google it; owning up for honesty)
Upset with current trends in Catholicism, the schismatic Sedevaderists attend their first Mass with their new leader.