The background: Mr. Goodvibes is the secular-humanist at the Bypass high school counselor/psychologist. A few years ago he fought for and won the right to marry himself. Now, he has had enough. He is abusing himself (spousal abuse) and can’t take himself any more. He wants a divorce. Oh, and it turns out he is an Episcopalian. Read more about “Kudzu” and Doug Marlette here.