It is not just for Hawaii! On one of the other blogs I host a robot left a comment with the title, “Messianic Dating.” The image of a service specifically to connect Messiahs is wonderful.
“Are you a messiah in need of a mate? Do you find it hard to connect with that special someone in the usual bars and clubs? Then Messiah Dating is for you! We administer our unique survey to find that perfect messianic mate you’ve been looking for. Call now and see how easy it is to find that One who will help you user in the Messianic Era!”
Of course, what is even more humorous is that there is indeed a “Messianic Connections.”