Jim West may not approve of cats, but “Jingle” (or “Tyger,” as I prefer to call her) is a great little kitten that has brought a lot of joy to the family.
It’s not that I disapprove of cats; it’s that I loathe the allergen infested, plague carrying beasts. If I get within 10 feet of them I can’t breath. hence, in my estimation, cats should all be loaded into giant spacecraft and shot out into the outer darkness, along with their vile flaky skin and gross, clingy hair.
Ah Jim, now you have let the cat out of the bag. All those who wish a Jim West free zone need merely to station felines at appropriate distances to afford true peace and tranquility.
Jim West may not approve of cats, but “Jingle” (or “Tyger,” as I prefer to call her) is a great little kitten that has brought a lot of joy to the family. 
It’s not that I disapprove of cats; it’s that I loathe the allergen infested, plague carrying beasts. If I get within 10 feet of them I can’t breath. hence, in my estimation, cats should all be loaded into giant spacecraft and shot out into the outer darkness, along with their vile flaky skin and gross, clingy hair.
Ah Jim, now you have let the cat out of the bag. All those who wish a Jim West free zone need merely to station felines at appropriate distances to afford true peace and tranquility.
Tis true I’m afraid…