I had the honor and privilege to host the TEDxPSU conference that occurred on 10/10/10. As host I was not given a slot to speak rather I had 60 seconds to transition from one speaker to the next. I decided to take the liberty of sneaking a talk in after all, one “toot” at a times, a brief sentence fragment during each of the 22 transitions. At the end, by request, I read the whole little speech (which is why it is read, rather than presented more dynamically). They have graciously posted it on TEDx Talks YouTube site.